Tele evangelist=con artist in my opinion they give you hope because they want cash. You can sit on your butt all year waiting for apples to fall off trees or pigs to fly. Or you can climb the stupid tree and pick one off or just put the pig in the catapult. Who needs pigs to fly the geese make enough of a mess? Go with what you think is right and be prepared if it blows up. If god is late then leave without it and hope he catches up. He's supposed to be all knowing and perfect so he should be able to find you.
I am sorry that you don't realize that Evangelists are all con artists. He knows where we are at all times. We need to find Him. We are not to just sits on our butts and wait for the Lord to gives us an "apple". He gives us the strength, knowledge, understanding, and wisdom to get it. When we are weak, His is strong. He will provide for His children. Yes, we do "walk through the valley of the shadow of Death" but, He is with us. He may not deliver you from the valley, but He will walk with you or even carry you through.
It is when we run to God, He is there for us. When we walk away, He will let you go your own way. He has give us a free will. It grieves His heart when we want to go our own way. He created you and knew you and your days before you were born. That is why He sent his son to die for us.
I am nothing without Him. I have no righteousness without Him. Through Christ I am made righteous. God has His timing. We need to be patient as He is patient with us.
Anger keeps us from knowing Him.
As for pigs flying
your right. God didn't create pigs to fly because the geese does makes enough mess. That is why I would never wait for a pig to fly.